Killer Sloth

I think a movie about a killer sloth would be awesome, but hilarious. That's only me but.....slow slothes plus killing......equals.....the most funniest freakouts ever about an animal who can't even keep up with you when you're walking. Not much blood or gore, since I don't think it'd be fast enough for it, even Syd can't do that. A sloth....Never saw it coming! I don't think it'd get an awesome rating from other people, burt from me it would! I'd be screaming at the movie the entire time, just to scare my friends to death.......but, ey. Scary slothes man, you can't judge me for screaming out of nowhere, the movie would be all slow and smooth, three seconds later you hear a blood curdling scream to relize it was just someone being idiotic. That'd be me!



Sloths, the slowest mammals, did not evolve.